If Netflix is determined to keep me from having a physical copy of Sailor Moon Eternal to complete my bilingual Sailor Moon Blu Ray collection, then I guess I’m just going to have to buy that beautifully-designed trilingual bootleg from Mexico, aren’t I?

(I’m also planning to buy the official Japanese limited edition release, but that’s 1) not bilingual, 2) a lot more expensive so I have to save up for it, and 3) packaged in what looks like a vinyl album cover, so it won’t fit on my DVD shelf with the rest of Sailor Moon and Sailor Moon Crystal.)

My inner teenage weeb and collector will be satisfied one way or the other. I’ll do it with Cosmos, too, if I have to.

In similar news, something does just feel right about the idea of owning a bilingual Chinese bootleg copy of Our Flag Means Death Season 1.